You skanky whore, get away from my husband

That is not a phraise I wanted 18 sleeping Boy Scouts to hear. Especially at 4 AM in an Oregon campground. But that is the exact phraise which woke me up. Along with six outta the other seven Scouters with me (Scouters are adult leaders in a Boy Scout Troop). Scout Master Ed who sleeps with ear plugs in, (he can't handle the noise of the seven Scouters snoring) even woke to that phraise. Apparently Mr Dirtbag was camping out with Ms Sleaze, when Mrs Dirtbag dropped in for a morning visit. Thankfully Ms Sleaze made a quick departure before shot-gun pellets started flying. Lots of great comedy was uttered that morning...

My personal favorite was Scouter Dennis' "What I want to know, is who is minding the still".

Another good one, was Mrs Dirtbags response to a Shaddup from another camper"Can't you see we are having a marital crisis here?" Lady, that is not a marital crisis, that is the parting shot.

Another Scouter "Well, the boys just might learn what happens in a bad marriage".

Howling, Screeching, and banging of car doors, and the motor home door continued until a phone call brought, "Oregon's Finest". An anxious peace followed until the Rangers evicted Mr and Mrs Dirtbag, along with their sizable bottle collection.